Oompa Loompa

Above is a photo taken last March, when my bikini was fresh and popping, and it was still cold outside!

NOW...




I am a bit of an Oompa Loompa.

After Kellie Kay came to visit, and spending a few days outside, I have gotten a nice tan!

I feel a bit orange, but I know I will soon be bronze. I have been wearing short shorts and my bikini top, dresses, and occasionally leggings. I love this summer weather, but I also hate the sweltering heat!

I have been trying to find ways to keep my body cool during the hot days. I have been visiting the parks, and running around through the splash pad. Bob, my dude, even rigged a hose to the trash can and turned it on mist so that we can sit outside in the yard/driveway and get misted while we sun.

He has turned into a bronzed adonis, lost a few pounds, and his bathing suit has already started to fall off.

I have outgrown my bathing suit, and it's all faded from me wearing it too much. My hot pink zebra print bikini is no longer cute!

I want a new bikini, perhaps a custom made one from Big Babez Beachwear....*hint*

If anyone is interested in helping me get something cute, cooling, and sexy to wear for this summer season, please contact me at my email address: crosseyedforcakes@yahoo.com

I am probably going to be living off of popsicles and ice water for the next few days trying to keep cool. :)

My Opinion

Here's what I think:

People who are experiencing drama with other people, should not post it on the internet for people who are not involved, to see/read/comment/talk about.

Recently I have been asked to comment on multiple situations, that include a few different groups of people.

I don't even know some of these people.

I don't have any comments. I don't want to get involved in it. I shouldn't even know about it, unless I'm one of the parties involved.

So don't ask me how I feel about someone else's drama, because I don't feel about it at all. I feel bad that it's happening, but I am not about to read 40 pages of blog posts just to figure out what the fuck is going on, and then try to figure out which side to choose.

I don't like having to see my friends' personal lives being posted online. They don't like seeing it online. So stop talking about it in public, keep it to yourselves, and deal with it like sane adults.

You want my opinion on online drama?

I think it makes you look like you have no class.

That's all.

So yeah, you wanna look like a 4 year old, throwing a temper tantrum because you're mad about some shit?

Do it at home. Because the general public doesn't need to see you lose control of yourself and your actions, and we definitely don't need to know what's going on.

If that's the type of person you are, then I don't think I want to be around it.


Also, to those that seem to think that drama between fat web models has any similarity to dramatic situations that happen with hollywood celebrities, it doesn't. Fat models are not famous people, and if we are famous people in your eyes, great, but I'm not walking down any red carpets, or being bombarded by paparazzi. I don't read celebrity drama either. Tiger Woods, and Charlie Sheen are names I've heard a lot recently, but do I give a fuck what their issue is? Not really. NOT MY PROBLEM. Let them deal with their shit in peace, and let the fat models deal with their shit in peace.

Sometimes I don't know what to write, so I just start to type and see what comes out. My backspace bar gets a lot of play during times like this.

I guess I'll write about what's been happening.

My little sister graduated from college a couple weeks ago. I went down to see her graduate, and I bawled my eyes out as she walked down the aisle to her seat, when she went up to get her diploma, and then again when everyone clapped for the graduates. I was full of pride for her, she did a lot of hard work to graduate from the Honors College Magna Cum Laude.

Last weekend we had a graduation party at my parents house. Family members from around the midwest came to congratulate her. I brought my pug Petra, and Bob to the party. It was a really nice day. My family enjoyed Bob's company, and Petra's as well. We stayed all day, and ended up getting home around 10:45.

A few hours after we got home, our new upstairs neighbors got back. Bob corralled them into our house so I could meet them. So far, I like them. Jimmy and Jackie, the young punk couple from the North side of town. They ended up staying till about 3 in the morning.

This week could have been better. I had some relationship issues that needed to be worked out. I think things will be better now, we'll see. If not, I'm done.

I seem to have some health issues as well. I've had acid reflux, the shits, and a period for almost 3 weeks now. I feel crappy, but I don't know what to do about it other then take some tums and stock up on the mega variety packs of tampons. Oh yeah, and eat lots of chocolate.

I went to The Fresh Market yesterday, and had a foodgasm. I wanted to buy everything in the store. I probably would have if I could afford to.

What I bought at The Fresh Market:
A Sourdough Bread, unsliced
A Beef Liver
1/2 lb of Chocolate covered toffee candies
Strawberries

I wanted so much more! That store is amazing. I think I'd shit if we had a Whole Foods. The last grocery store that made me so excited was Fox & Obel in Chicago. That store kicked ass. :)

I could use some gift certificates to The Fresh Market, if anyone wants to feed my fat, that would be the place to do it!

I have also been trying to keep my house relatively clean, because I'm hoping to have some company this weekend. It's not easy to keep the house clean with dog hairs floating around everywhere. It's been a process.

I will update you again when there's something to say.

In the meantime: "When you feel that the whole world is against you, turn around and lead the world." -Orlando Santiago

Hey You!

Well, I figured since I am getting a lot of requests for extreme and specific things, I'd start catering to them a bit better.

I have had an account on EBANNED.com for a while, and today I posted my first auction. I am emptying my ashtray for you! If you have always wanted to be my human ashtray, then get on over to EBANNED, sign up, and bid on my butts.

I will also be selling my used panties, bathroom trash, sissy items, and more.

If you have an item you'd like to buy, send me an email and let me know what you'd like to see up for auction!

Remember, I'm not easily offended, so don't be scared to ask!