Morning Time

When I woke up this morning, I was surprised to see that I had 17 new email messages in my inbox. I can check email from my smartphone, so I decided to scroll through and delete all the junk. Out of those 17 emails, three were from actual human beings.

The first one from someone asking if I will dominate him. He was curious to know if I offered sessions. I do, for a price.

The next one was from someone I met while I was in New Jersey, at the bash. I haven't told you about this person yet, but I will. His email was sweet, and I was glad to wake up to that.

Lastly, and most recently sent, was an email that made me a tad upset. In short, it seemed as if a job had been taken from me by the school I just graduated from. It seems that there was a bit of confusion at the place where I was going to go and do makeup, and they thought I was still part of the school. Now, I don't know yet if they really got the job over me, but when I find out, I'll be sure to keep you updated. That would be a pretty sick April Fool's joke if it was one.

Speaking of April Fool's, I have to mention this. Bob, my live in boyfriend, is shaving right now. He had a handlebar moustache since Thanksgiving, and told me the entire time that he would shave today. I thought that was a joke. Surprisingly, he's in the bathroom right now, and he just finished shaving. I just heard him sigh, and say "Ah! I'm young again!" He just snuck around the corner, and showed me his clean shaven face. I'm happy now, I've got my boyfriend back.

I will leave you for now, as we are going to go eat the world. Chinese Buffett, here we come!